My name is Jay McJessicalex I am a simple horse jockey by day, but at night I am STALKING HORSE!
As I ride into battle impregnating hundreds and fighting off demons with my trust steed periwinkle, armed with my USA 16/50 (40.6) Mark 7 sub machine gun.
I remember I fight for AMERICA,APPLE PIE,BASEBALL, AND OF COURSE FREEDOM!!!
ARE ONLY HOPE TO KILL THE SLENDERMAN IS ME