Monday 18 July 2011

SO LIKE THESE PEOPLE WHO DELIVER PEOPLE SHIT FROM LIKE ELEPHANTS AND KIOTIES WITH HEPITITES CAME AND GAVE ME A MISSLE FROM HITLER AND I WAS ALL LIKE "WHOO NO WAY"  AND THEY WERE LIKE MONEYS PLEASE. SO THEN I TOLD THEM TO GO TO EASTER ISLAND AND  HAD THE EASTER BUNNY TRY TO KILL THEM. SAD FULLY IT DIDN'T WORK BUT THATS FINE CAUSE THEY WERE NICE AND LEFT A RETURN TO SENDER ON IT AND I BLEW UP IRAN OOOOOOOPS WELL I GUESS  I SHOULD REPOPULATE IRAN. TIME TO TURN SOME BURKA'S WHITE.

Sunday 10 July 2011

I Found the Rake

REALLY THERE WAS A BIG ABOUT THIS THING! REALLY IT TOOK PERIWINKLE 2 STOPS TO DEFEAT THIS THING..........FUCKING PUSSY RAKE BITCH!

Sunday 3 July 2011

So I found some bone is was berried next to this building made of like red bricks of some sort I dunno. But then slendy showed up in a Hawaiian shirt and shorts stoned out of his mind going, "MHHUAAM BONE ADEVAFSD DUDE MUAHNSA MINE RARARAR" so I thought my best coarse of action would be to blow up the damned building and beat slendy to  near death with the bone. Then some dogs got a hold of it some shit went down, now I'm using the thing as a toothpick. I wonder if this thing is important at all, meh.