Saturday, 8 October 2011
SO PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS REDLIGHT FUCKER A LOT, WELL TRUE STORY FOLKS HE HAS AIDS...GET GOT IT FROM LADY GAGA. YES REDLIGHT HAD SEX WITH LADY GAGA GUESS WHO ELSE DID, I DID AND I CURED THE AIDS BECAUSE I'M FUCKING MAGIC LIKE THOU'S MAGNET THINGS. SO YEAH BOOGATY BO BOOM HEAD SHOT APPLES INSIDE AN ELEPHANT SIZED PIRUS WHILE ON FIRE SHOOTING BABY RACOONS THAT HAVE RABBIES THAT CAUSED YOUR PENIS TO EXPLODE AND IF YOUR A FEMALE YOU WILL GROW ONE AND IT WILL EXPLODE.....BTW YESTERDAY WAS THE DAY OF ALL DA BLOOUD SO YOUR IN SPACE AND GUESS WHAT YOUR DEAD...FUCKING DEALS WITH IT yo.
Friday, 12 August 2011
FUCKING MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK ILL TELL YOU HOW, THE NORTH POLE HAPPENED WHEN I FUCKED AN ATOM IN HALF, AND THE SOUTH POLE WAS WHEN I FUCKED AN ATOM IN THE ASS.............................OH AND THE EQUATOR IS WHEN I KICKED SLENDERMAN IN THE FACE. THE SCIENTIFIC THEORY IS A LIE IT SHOULD BE MY DICK PLUS ANYTHING EQUALS MIRACLES, CURE THE BLIND HEAL THE SICK FUCK YEAH MY PENIS IS JESUS I CALL IT MINI JESUS!!!!!!
Monday, 18 July 2011
SO LIKE THESE PEOPLE WHO DELIVER PEOPLE SHIT FROM LIKE ELEPHANTS AND KIOTIES WITH HEPITITES CAME AND GAVE ME A MISSLE FROM HITLER AND I WAS ALL LIKE "WHOO NO WAY" AND THEY WERE LIKE MONEYS PLEASE. SO THEN I TOLD THEM TO GO TO EASTER ISLAND AND HAD THE EASTER BUNNY TRY TO KILL THEM. SAD FULLY IT DIDN'T WORK BUT THATS FINE CAUSE THEY WERE NICE AND LEFT A RETURN TO SENDER ON IT AND I BLEW UP IRAN OOOOOOOPS WELL I GUESS I SHOULD REPOPULATE IRAN. TIME TO TURN SOME BURKA'S WHITE.
Sunday, 10 July 2011
Sunday, 3 July 2011
So I found some bone is was berried next to this building made of like red bricks of some sort I dunno. But then slendy showed up in a Hawaiian shirt and shorts stoned out of his mind going, "MHHUAAM BONE ADEVAFSD DUDE MUAHNSA MINE RARARAR" so I thought my best coarse of action would be to blow up the damned building and beat slendy to near death with the bone. Then some dogs got a hold of it some shit went down, now I'm using the thing as a toothpick. I wonder if this thing is important at all, meh.