SO LIKE THESE PEOPLE WHO DELIVER PEOPLE SHIT FROM LIKE ELEPHANTS AND KIOTIES WITH HEPITITES CAME AND GAVE ME A MISSLE FROM HITLER AND I WAS ALL LIKE "WHOO NO WAY"  AND THEY WERE LIKE MONEYS PLEASE. SO THEN I TOLD THEM TO GO TO EASTER ISLAND AND  HAD THE EASTER BUNNY TRY TO KILL THEM. SAD FULLY IT DIDN'T WORK BUT THATS FINE CAUSE THEY WERE NICE AND LEFT A RETURN TO SENDER ON IT AND I BLEW UP IRAN OOOOOOOPS WELL I GUESS  I SHOULD REPOPULATE IRAN. TIME TO TURN SOME BURKA'S WHITE.

I Found the Rake

REALLY THERE WAS A BIG ABOUT THIS THING! REALLY IT TOOK PERIWINKLE 2 STOPS TO DEFEAT THIS THING..........FUCKING PUSSY RAKE BITCH!

So I found some bone is was berried next to this building made of like red bricks of some sort I dunno. But then slendy showed up in a Hawaiian shirt and shorts stoned out of his mind going, "MHHUAAM BONE ADEVAFSD DUDE MUAHNSA MINE RARARAR" so I thought my best coarse of action would be to blow up the damned building and beat slendy to  near death with the bone. Then some dogs got a hold of it some shit went down, now I'm using the thing as a toothpick. I wonder if this thing is important at all, meh.

I JUST SMOKED 30LBS OF GRASS....NOT DRUGS ACTUAL GRASS THEN I FLEW TO SPAIN FOUND ATLANTIS AND REPOPULATED IT WITH MIRMADES

WELL FUCK

Great now a section of the us government wants me dead, I met some agent named fisk, Called him agent fist then said something about hes MR.fisted or the fistonator and how  he loves to do strip searches.  Now i'm at war again. Oh well I Should be fine.

I met some new hero of the galaxy  zeke strahm, was his name after we drank 5 gallons of blood and whiskey we impregnated half of Mongolia. We also fought slenderman armed only with tooth picks he fled in terror or are amazingly awesome toothpicks made of gold infused with Jesus tears

I'm have fought a evil dragon of doom made of communism and free heath care.