FUCKING MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK

FUCKING MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK ILL TELL YOU HOW, THE NORTH POLE HAPPENED WHEN I FUCKED AN ATOM IN HALF, AND THE SOUTH POLE WAS WHEN I FUCKED AN ATOM IN THE ASS.............................OH AND THE EQUATOR IS WHEN I KICKED SLENDERMAN IN THE FACE. THE SCIENTIFIC THEORY IS A LIE IT SHOULD BE MY DICK PLUS ANYTHING EQUALS MIRACLES, CURE THE BLIND HEAL THE SICK FUCK YEAH MY PENIS IS JESUS I CALL IT MINI JESUS!!!!!!