MY HISTORY

I come from a humble place, my parents were nothing special one was Theodore Roosevelt and the other Helen Keller. But I was  separated by my family and raised by bear/wolf/kangaroos.Think bear man pig but real And had a Jamaican accent. I was the real savior of man kind, Hitler didn't commit suicide I looked at him. Saddam that was me on a slow day, but my most proud moment was of course when I breaded periwinkle. Periwinkle is the love child of seabiscuit and shadowfax as he is the most amazing horse to come into the world.